According to the UK's Telegraph, a US woman claims to have a peculiar type of condition known as "objectum sexuality." Apparently, these means that a person is sexually attracted to inanimate objects. The story begins to get strange, however, when we learn that the 33-year old Pennsylvania woman wishes to marry a carnival ride. The dashing groom is an 80 foot gondola chariot. The large structure may have given her the ride of her life.
This marriage could make a lot of inanimate objects hopeful for the future. The full story can be read here.
Special thanks to Michael K. for bringing our attention to this story.